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Open your mouth and stick out your tongue. Insurance. Obamacare. Medicare & Medicaid. MD's, DO's, OB/GYN's. Your shitting me hospital bills.

?A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.?
- Anonymous

Black, White, Brown, and everything in between. Fat or skinny. Short or Tall. Jerks, Idiots, and Assholes

"The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day."
- Unknown

Democraps. Repubelicans. Independents who? Laws and legislation. Death & Taxes. Corruption & Scandal. Voting and other scams. Hollywood for ugly people.

"Politics is the acquisition and control of power."
- Unknown

Men. Women. Make-ups. Break-ups. Love. Sex. Marriage. Divorce. All the bullshit in-between.

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
- Groucho Marx

Christians, and Muslims, and Jews, oh my! Religions from all around the World. The Bible. Atheists. Jesus, Buddha, Shiva, & Co. Try not to get all touchy-feely...I'm looking at you Father.

"I don't pray because I don't want to bore god."
- Orson Welles

Everything from mousetraps to iPhones. The Stone age to the Digital age. Archimedes to Zewail. PC or Mac? Are you tech horny?

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

Football or soccer? Competitions and Championships. Players and Teams. Birdies, Homeruns, Touchdowns, Spares, Aces, KO's, and Slam Dunks. The Olympics of Bullshit.

"It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."
- Hank Aaron

Planes, trains, and automobiles. Also bicycles, boats, and motorcycles. Drivers. Passengers. Pedestrians. Rules of the road. Highway patrol. Gas, grass, or ass: nobody rides for free.

"Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?"
- Unknown

Hollyweird. The Idiot Box. Actresses & Actors. Talking Heads. Directors & Producers. Faux News & MSDNC. The Oscars and other bullshit.

"Hollywood is the place where people go to lose their souls, fake emotions, make drama, and earn money for no apparent reason."
- Unknown

9 to 5's. Corporate. Employers and employees. Bosses. Paperwork. Unemployment. The water cooler.

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
- Edgar Bergen

If it doesn't belong in one of the other categories...Bullshit that defies description.

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